One day, Tarzan and Jane met in a treehouse and they decided to have sex. However, they do not want a baby. So Jane told Tarzan to buy something that would help solve their problem from the supermarket. And Tarzan did. He went to the nearest supermarket and said to the shop keeper,"Tarzan want fuck Jane, no baby". However, the shopkeeper understood what he wants and gave him a rubber condom. Tarzan was happy and went to fuck Jane. However, 5 minutes later he came back and said,"Tarzan Lan ziao strong. Condom break". The shopkeeper then gave him a condom made of wood and he went to fuck with Jane. 5 minutes later, he came back with an angry expression on his face and said,"Tarzan cock strong, condom break!" Tarzan then gave up on the shopkeeper and made a condom himself. He made his condom from metal and went to fuck with Jane again. 15 minutes later, he came back to the supermarket with a tired expression on his face. He went up to the shopkeeper and said,"Metal condom strong, Tarzan Lan ziao BREAK". Hahaha!!! Please keep the blog alive, I hate it when its dead. Try to make the blog more exciting with more things! -From yr bestest of the best friend,
Muhd Faris Chew